A girl falls in love with a 12-year-old boy-man with cracked glass marble eyes. A dashing Italian anesthesiologist falls prey to road rage. The pain of realizing that a lover is lying, cheating, and conniving ("I know you could get lots of women to marry you three weeks after their first exposure to you, but I challenge you to get a woman to marry you a year after being exposed to you"). An ugly scene on the street between parting lovers. A mistletoe seductress. A sexual encounter gone awry. A commentary on improper tooth brushing.